A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Sacha Guitry
